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I don't like it!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Could you explain it for me?
Oh, you want me to explain what this video is about?
That's right, that's right.
Oh, I see.
Um...
Everyone, you know, in a content meeting,
we talk about content and decide what we're going to do, right?
Yeah.
(We're going to talk about content and decide what we're going to do, right?)
That's what we're going to do in this video, right?
Okay, so we're going to fast forward it now.
Um, you know, Tezuka said something...
Fast forward?!
Huh?!
You knew about it, didn't you?!
Tezuka said it earlier, but there's a word called "fast forward".
You're doing it for a long time, aren't you?!
So it doesn't matter who says, "Oh, I'm going to do this today", but...
I don't know if it's because you're good at talking, or because you're like a leader when you do it,
or because you make me do it when I do it,
or something like that.
We've decided to talk pretty randomly, you know?
There are songs we want to do and songs we don't want to do,
so I just want you to feel like you're making me do it.
So I think you should just learn that kind of hand-in- hand technique, you know?
This time, you know, I'm going to...
I'm going to have you come up with a few topics or titles for the video.
So you're going to look at it the moment you hear "way!"
And you're going to feel like, "Isn't it something?"
And you're going to practice whether you'll be able to get into this video smoothly or not.
At that time, I hope you'll pay attention to the faces of the people who are fast forwarding.
They're all really nice.
Do you know that?!
We're the same, aren't we?
I see, you're right.
I like nice people.
For now, the five of you will be like always.
Huh? What are you going to do about this?
I hope you'll be nice and gentle like "Oh, you're going to do this?"
I really hope you'll be able to learn a lot about hand- in-hand techniques.
So let's get started.
Do you have any rules for this project?
Are you sure you can come up with something like that?
No, I think we can do it.
Well, you guys are professionals, so...
Hey!
First of all...
Let's get started.
So, Tetsuya came up with this.
"Bird King".
"Bird King" is a scientific term, isn't it?
I usually think about it when I'm talking about this.
So I'm going to use what I usually do.
I'm going to use this.
Let's get started.
Bird King
You guys always do sports projects, right?
If you do it normally, it'll be like a sub- channel.
If you do it like that, it'll be boring and you won't be able to follow the rules.
To make it fun and easy even for a poor-skilled sports person...
You have to cut out the "strategy" and make it sound.
If you do it too much, you won't be able to do it.
So, I'm going to teach you how to hide your eyes.
You know, the ball that makes a sound.
It's common.
Grind soccer.
If you kick it weakly and roll it around, you can usually kick the ball.
But, it's not three-dimensional.
This time, we're going to use a sport that can use all spaces.
We're going to do it with a basketball.
From the moment you throw it, it's like, "Is this it? Is this it?"
The goal is also small.
This is a blind basket.
But you can't hit a blind basket unless you know where the goal is.
How do you judge that?
The goal is always like "pi, pi, pi."
I see.
You're noisy.
You pinpoint where the goal is.
Shan, shan, shan, shan.
"Pi, pi," and "shan" overlap.
Shan!
Then you can say, "Oh, it's in!"
Oh, I see.
Then you can say, "Ta-da!"
You have to know that, too.
How do you know the three-point line?
The three-point line has "pi, pi, pi, pi," so...
Okay, let's play the blind basket!
Shan!
Gan, ga, ra, gan, gan!
Wow, you're good.
You're great.
You need about three seconds to understand the title.
Actually, I did it again one day.
You're right.
I'm going to get the wrong idea that it exists.
I just wanted to do it.
Then let's go and check out the actual game.
Let's start with a mission.
Let's go back and ask Aizuka.
Okay, let's go.
Thank you for playing.
Thank you!
Enjoy your meal!
Who is the most famous person in YouTube world?
It's Gakutin-san!
Do you know why Gakutin-san is famous in YouTube world?
Do you know his name?
Affiliate!
No, it's not an affiliate!
He doesn't use anything that produces sound from his own body.
This is amazing, and then it went viral.
It went viral, didn't it?
It hasn't gone viral at all.
While younger YouTubers are going viral than adults,
we are looking in the mirror thinking "when will we go viral?"
It's strange, this situation.
We thought we were beatboxers,
but we thought we would be second-best even if we said it.
So we decided to produce our own sound.
We have this, don't we?
We always play it, don't we?
Do you know it?
Oh, is it that sound?
That beat?
It's weird.
Yes, we only have weird beats.
This time, it's in a relay format.
We make a video sampling and make one song in the end.
Bootbox.
Is that what you mean?
You know it, don't you?
You're the one who came up with this song.
Anyway, it's divided into parts.
Which song do you like?
I think I like my own sounds the most.
My sounds are like this.
"Oh, good." "Can you teach me?"
I can do synth.
You're omnipotent!
I can do it, too!
Okay, everyone, let's start recording!
Oh, Tetsuya is laughing.
Bye-bye.
He's laughing a lot, isn't he?
I'm really scared of doing it.
I don't like it.
I wonder what I can't do now.
These two people who recorded two videos.
They're all big.
Are there many people who can't do it?
Well, there are places where you can do it in an atmosphere.
From here, right?
Okay, Tsutsumi-san.
Even when Toshimitsu brings his own branches and does it,
If you go in a little and say, 'Oh, I can't do it anymore,'
I think you'll come over there.
This pattern is more of a rebellion.
I don't think it's bad if you can't do it.
I can do it.
It's just that YouTube is playing fools.
Is that so?
I've been doing it for eight years.
Are you used to it?
By the way, you've been doing it for seven years, haven't you?
Huh?
You've always been doing it for eight years.
By the way, I've been doing it for seven years.
I just hit someone.
Hirado.
Taketo.
Hirado.
Toshimitsu.
Hirado.
"Bullet" "Target."
In Kazakhstan, where cars are not a part of society,
you can't live without cars.
After driving for ten years, sometimes the road goes "boom!"
Sometimes it's like this in front of a 2-4-8-1.
Sometimes it happens?
It's like a saying.
Boom!
If you say it 120 times, it happens.
An accident has happened.
It's called "chinsamu phenomenon."
Men have experienced it.
Some men don't own a car and are gay.
Are you gay?
In Kazakhstan,
I want you to find the best chinsamu.
But what happens when you find the best chinsamu?
Many of you are students.
You want to go to school.
In Tokyo.
You go to school and lose your driver's license.
You don't have a driver's license yet.
No one is like you.
I want you to find the best chinsamu.
You can't go to Tokyo until you find the best chinsamu!
This time,
I rented a bus that I could drive with a normal license.
I bought six buses.
Six buses!
It was packed.
We drove for three hours.
We drove for three hours and came back.
When we came back, all five of us got on the bus.
Are you ready?
This is my chinsamu spot!
Wow!
We did it six times.
Who found the best chinsamu spot?
What is 'chinsamu no chin'?
It's 'ochinchin no chin'.
Women don't know what it is?
Women are 'mansamu'.
Fly punch!
Bang!
Let's go!
Wow!
Gah!
"How is it?" "Oh, good, good!" "Amazing!" "It's fast!" "It's fast!" "There's a genre you're good at, you idiot!" "Haha, yeah, what's wrong with that?" "What's wrong with that genre?" "It matches my taste." "Wow, you really can do it." "I can!" "I'd like to interrupt you for a bit, Shimizu- san." "Whoa, now you're talking." "We're closing in on you!" "We're closing in!" "We're closing in!" "We're closing in!" "We're closing in!"
Back in the day, thanks to me,
we made an anime in the illustration studio.
"Yeah, yeah, yeah!" "We did, didn't we?"
"That must've been tough." "That must've been tough."
Well, this time...
"Are you okay?" "Huh? Did you see me?"
You idiot!
"Haha!" "Haha!"
This time, we thought we'd play around in the illustration studio again,
and we'd like to try doing a screen capture in the illustration studio.
"Oh!" "Oh!" "That sounds easy."
There's a lot of pictures in the illustration studio.
"Whoa!" "Whoa!" "Whoa!"
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
My tongue just came out of my mouth!
There's a lot of pictures in the illustration studio.
"There's a lot of them, yeah." "That's a project where we screen capture in those pictures."
"Yeah, yeah, I get it." "I get it, but..."
Well, you think you can do anything,
"but that's the kind of project it is." "Oh!"
"You can do anything." "Oh!" "So it doesn't end."
You can do it infinitely.
"But "it doesn't end" doesn't end when you do it with pictures."
So we reproduced the picture in the illustration studio ourselves,
"and screen captured it in those pictures." "Oh, I see!"
For example, a boy with an apple on his plate.
"An apple on a plate?" "An apple on a plate?"
A boy with an apple on a plate in front of him,
"does a certain kind of thing." "Yeah."
When you want to use that picture,
you can actually reproduce it yourself.
"Ah! You can reproduce a picture, too!?" "That's right. You can screen capture it in those pictures."
One person reproduces it in ten minutes,
"and sends it out the next day." "Ah, I see." "It's a project like that."
"I see." "Isn't that just screen capturing?"
In the beginning, there's nothing special,
You can't use that picture twice, so it disappears, right?
From there, you have to reproduce a little reckless illustration.
So you have to continue to appear until the safe thing in this world disappears?
That's right.
Of course it is.
So today, the nearby Aoki supermarket has borrowed it all.
I see.
I didn't do it in the jungle today.
Why is that?
Let's move to the supermarket.
I see.
Wait a minute, this is difficult.
In the end, something came up.
It was difficult.
I was in a hurry.
It's too ordinary that I can't explain it.
Yes, it is.
However, it was just a waste of time that Shiba Inu was playing around with me.
It was helpful.
It was very helpful.
I see.
I was scared.
I'm scared of doing it.
I'm not scared of doing it.
It's a Princeton bottle.
I had a bad throat.
I'm sorry.
Are you okay?
I'm sorry.
You joined various sports clubs in the past, right?
Ryo and Tetsuya and I joined the track and field together.
What happened during practice?
I haven't joined.
I want you to say you haven't joined.
That's all.
Even if you haven't joined, you've done it once, haven't you?
We haven't joined, so let's go over there.
I'll do it.
It's a project that can only be done with six people.
I'll do it.
It's a project that can only be done with six people.
I'll do it.
I'm sure those of you who joined clubs have done it before.
I joined a club, so I don't want you to touch me.
I was really lonely.
I've been in the baseball club for three years.
Why do you want me to touch you?
You've only lived in high school, haven't you?
I haven't lived in high school.
I've been doing practical work, so I've got good grades.
I haven't joined a club for a long time.
That's...
You're doing your best.
It's okay.
Let me live.
I'll do it first.
Let me talk first.
You do it first.
Why do you want me to do it first?
I'm sure you've done it before.
Suddenly?
This is it.
It's a push-pull cart.
I'm sure you've done it in middle school or high school.
Have you ever done it in your first year of college?
You've done it, haven't you?
I've only done it in my first year of college.
It's break time, isn't it?
I don't think it's a break.
What do you think it is?
The next class is preparation time.
It's a break time, isn't it?
That's right.
Hey!
Guys!
Yumemaru!
You've only been doing push-pulls, and you're about to cry!
Everyone, stop it!
Yumemaru, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
It's illegal.
I'm sure you've done push-pulls before.
At that time, you can only use your hands, can't you?
People who are tall are strong.
People who are heavy are strong.
I want to eliminate that difference.
This time, I'd like to do a push-pull cart.
As a standard, it's okay to push your hands like this.
It's okay to knock it down like this.
Let's do it like that.
I'm saying anything is possible, but only with my hands this time.
What?
It's like you're excited even if you sink your hands.
That's what I mean.
It's like the superpowers table tennis we used to play in the past.
I had that kind of image.
Let's do it inside.
Is it okay to do it like that?
I think we need to prepare for various things.
It's been a week.
Let's go to the tournament in a week's time.
Let's fight!
I'm sorry! Don't interrupt me!
I don't know what you're talking about.
It was like my usual bad dream.
When I saw it, I was in a hurry and it looked like a car.
That's when I realized it was over.
It was a super bad dream.
It was a super bad dream, but it turned into a car.
That's right.
It's a different kind of dream.
It's not over yet.
I sometimes do it.
There are many projects that Shibayu can't do.
I don't want to explain Shibayu's projects.
I want you to believe that you are good at it.
I'm good at it.
Absolutely.
I'm good at it.
What is the gift you want to give your loved one?
It depends on the person and the situation.
The gift I want to give my loved one is...
Apology.
Apology?
You don't like it, do you?
Apology.
You should say "thank you" rather than "I'm sorry".
I should say "thank you" rather than "I'm sorry".
There are times when you apologize to your loved one.
There are various ways of apologizing.
This time, we will do "fantastic apology competition".
Aristotle said...
Effort should be hidden, but it should also be appreciated.
Did he really say that?
I don't know!
Did he really say that?
I don't know!
From now on, we will all apologize to Toshimitsu.
We will see what kind of apology we will get in a week.
The person who apologizes the best will win.
Let's try it first.
Toshimitsu will get angry and apologize.
Let's try it first.
We can't do "fantastic" here.
We won't do anything you won't forgive us for.
Let's do it!
I'm overwhelmingly bad at reasoning.
I don't know what you're talking about at all.
I don't know at all.
I know, I know.
Apology is the best gift.
Tairi made a mistake.
All of us, five of us, have seen actors.
But in the end, we all knew we could do it.
Anyone can do it.
I think it would be good for people who have thought about it.
There's one last one left.
I want you to do it last.
Oh, me?
One more time.
I thought I wanted to see him do it.
What?
When we always shoot a video, one of us knows it and does it.
All six of us are in the same position and shoot a video.
I want you to think like that and do it.
We want you to see it.
Oh, no.
We're doing it to make sure.
That's right.
Hi, I'm Tetsuya.
Hi, I'm Jibai.
Hi, I'm Tojimu.
Hi, I'm Yamato.
I'm Bambos Ishibashi.
And I'm Nitro Bamyan.
Bambos Ishibashi is here for the first time.
Hello, I'm Bambos Ishibashi.
Nice to meet you.
I thought it would be fun, so I came here today.
Who are you?
Me?
I'm polishing fossils.
Hello, I'm Yambo Knight Inomi.
Nice to meet you.
Hello, I'm Bambos.
Nice to meet you, too.
Which one of you are you?
I'm Bambos.
Nice to meet you.
Who are you?
I'm Shiitake Takyobe.
Hi, I'm Shiitake Takyobe.
What are you doing here?
You like boobs, don't you?
Boobs?
Excuse me.
Boobs...
Why are you here today, Shiitake Takyobe?
Bambos Ishibashi called me here.
Bambos Ishibashi called you here?
Didn't you come here for fun today?
Isn't that a different Bambos Ishibashi?
Oh, my.
Where am I?
Oh, my.
What do you like?
I like boobs.
Boobs?
Why do you like boobs?
Because of their softness...
That's right!
They are soft.
I like boobs because of their softness.
Today, I'd like you to make konjac for me.
Please make konjac for me!
What does that mean?
I like boobs.
Konjac is difficult, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
It's difficult.
Can I eat konjac for once?
Yes, you can.
When you eat it...
I really want it.
What are you talking about?
So...
What do you think about it?
I'd like you to make konjac for me.
No way!
Here it comes.
I don't like it.
This is only the first step.
I don't like it.
You have to go from here.
I don't like it.
If you don't like it, I'll take it off for you.
Wow!
It's an answer.
It's like a club activity.
The ball hit me.
I don't like it, either.
Then...
I'll do it.
Then...
I feel like there are a lot of balls here.
So...
Four of you...
It's started.
Four of you will make konjac for me.
It's a battle.
Is there a winner or loser?
Yes, there is.
Do you have a nickname?
Yes, we do.
It's "konjac~".
No, I can't do it.
My nickname is important.
If you can't do it, I'll take it off for you.
I can make konjac.
It's funny.
You can take it off for me.
I'll cut off my nails and stuff.
Tez. Konjac. Kid's tongue.
Konjac. Kid's tongue. And you?
Konjac. Suzuki.
What are you doing?
I feel sick. I'll take it off, Tez.
Konjac. Suzuki. If you take it off for me,
I won't lose. Can I take it off?
You don't have to.
Do you want me to take it off?
Let's not win or lose.
Then we'll do it.
I can't talk to you. You're creepy.
Let me talk to you like a normal person.
If you get carried away, your friends will decrease.
Your friends and seniors will decrease.
I don't think it's good to talk like this without thinking about it.
I'm really reflecting on myself now.
I'm really reflecting on myself.
Please don't get mad at me.
I really hate it.
When I saw this face, I thought it was a hate race test.
That's amazing.
What?
What is it?
Konjac making competition.
Everyone, in the topic meeting, we talk about topics and decide to do this or that, right?
The reason we do it is because it's difficult.
When we do various challenges, there is no meaning to the challenge.
Anyway, we are talking about it here.
If you work hard and do your best until the end, you can check your mental strength.
Let's strengthen our power as a 10 million yen man.
We say random things and do it, but it doesn't mean much.
I want to do it.
It doesn't make sense to do this video.
After all.
But by increasing our ability to speak casually like this, we want to increase it this time.
Listen to the title of the video and do it like me.
Even if you suddenly shake like me now, what kind of reason do you use to make this video?
We talk about it forcibly.
Kussakulyoku
"Kussakulyoku" is a bad word.
"Kussakulyoku" is strange.
It's too crude.
In the past, we used to say "hairi" and "yoroshiku" like "hairi yoroshiku"
Recently, we say "kussakushi kudasai" like "kussakushi kudasai"
We used to say "picking" like "picking kussakushi kudasai"
Now we say "tunnel" like "tunnel kaisuushita"
The main subject is waiting for us beyond the mountain, but it's difficult to get there.
It's difficult.
The role of "tunnel kaisuushita" is often played by me and MUJI.
I think it's okay for anyone to do it.
Even if it's not me, I can talk like this.
I think it's more beautiful for you to go through the tunnel with your own will.
That's why we're making a video like this.
Now it's early in the morning.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Early in the morning!?
You know it now!